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Shades of Grey
My wife said she wanted to see 50 shades of grey.
So I took a photo of her hair.
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, One-Liner Jokes
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(Man Criticizes Woman)
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Anonymous
His Penis Has Died
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went into the nurses' office and informed Nurse Jones that his penis died. Nurse Jones, realizing the Mr. Smith was old and forgetful decided to play along with him. "It did? I'm sorry to hear that," she replied. Two days later, Mr. Smith was walking down the halls at the nursing home with his penis hanging outside his pants. Nurse Jones saw him and said, "Mr.Smith I thought you told me your penis died". "It did" he replied; "today is the viewing"
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Anonymous
Can You Hear Me Now?
Q: What do you call it when you have your Grandma on speed dial?
A: Instagram
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(Smartphone Jokes)
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(Hearing Jokes)
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