Money Jokes

Ponderings Continued

  • If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
  • When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
  • Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
  • Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.
  • When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
  • Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car is not called a racist?
  • Why are wise man and a wise guy opposites?
  • Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
  • If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
  • Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?

Anonymous

Frog Bucks

Q: Where do frogs keep their money?
A: In a river bank!

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Anonymous

Yo Mama - Robbed

Yo momma so small, she got robbed by a gummy bear!

Anonymous