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Frog Bucks

Q: Where do frogs keep their money?

A: In a river bank!

Yo Mama - Robbed

Yo momma so small, she got robbed by a gummy bear!

Four Golfers

Four men are out golfing one day. The first man steps up to tee and states boastfully, "My son is so rich that he bought his lover a house."  The second man steps up to tee and says, "Well, MY son is so rich that he bought his lover a new car."  The third man steps up and says, "My son is so wealthy that he bought his lover a vacation home in Miami.  "Finally, the fourth man goes to tee and he says, "Well, my son isn't rich and self-made like yours and he's gay, and from what I hear, despite my objections, he has 3 separate lovers and from them he just got a new house, a new car, and a summer home in Miami!"

The Boy Who Wrote To God

One night when a boy prayed to God, the boy asked god:

How Long is 1 million years to you?

God replies: 1 second.

The Boy asked God: How much is 1 million dollars to you?

God replies: 1 penny.

Then the boy asked God if he could have a penny.

God replies...sure, "gimme 1 second".

Muldoon's Dog

A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which he loved and doted on. After many long years of companionship, the dog finally died so Muldoon went to the parish priest: "Father, my dear old dog is dead. Could you say a mass for the creature?" Father Patrick replied, "I am so very sorry to hear about your dog`s death, but, unfortunately we cannot have services for an animal in the church. However, there`s a new denomination down the road, no telling what they believe, but maybe they'll do something for the animal." Muldoon said, "I'll go right now. Do you think $500 is enough to donate for the service?" Father Patrick: "$500? - Why didn't you tell me the dog was Catholic?!"