Military Jokes

Military Blonde

A blonde decides to join the military thinking she can meet a few guys.
What is wrong with this joke?
1. This isn't a joke
2. The blonde is thinking

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Smart Blonde Jokes) , Military Jokes
Anonymous

Yo Mama - Coast Guard

Yo' Mama is so fat, the Coast Guard keeps a log of her bath times.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Fat) , Military Jokes (Coast Guard Jokes)
Anonymous

Biden Iraqi Advice

Q: What advice did Joe Biden give to the Iraqi PM after the Carter remarks?
A: Get one of the Benelli shotguns we sent you, fire two shots in the air.  Those ISIS bastards will run for the hills.

Categories: Riddles , Military Jokes (Army Jokes) , Political Jokes (About Democrats) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Iraq Jokes)
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