Military Jokes

Yo Mama - Coast Guard

Yo' Mama is so fat, the Coast Guard keeps a log of her bath times.

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Biden Iraqi Advice

Q: What advice did Joe Biden give to the Iraqi PM after the Carter remarks?
A: Get one of the Benelli shotguns we sent you, fire two shots in the air.  Those ISIS bastards will run for the hills.

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Barrack Inspection

The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and he overheard one terrified recruit whisper, "Master Chief Barnes has the heart of a tiny child...on his desk...in a jar." Without missing a beat, Master Chief Barnes snarled, "Goddamned if they don't find out EVERY little thing about you!"

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