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Mathematics Pickup

How about we add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and let's multiply?

Sex Is Like Math

Sex is like a math problem to me: I work real hard on it for a few minutes, and in the end, I get it all wrong, always leave a remainder.

Flight Risk

A mathematician and a non-mathematician are sitting in an airport hall waiting for their flight to go. The non- has terrible flight panic.

"Hey, don't worry, it's just every 10000th flight that crashes."

"1:10000? So much? Then it surely will be mine!"

"Well, there is an easy way out. Simply take the next plane. It's much more probable that you go from a crashing to a non-crashing plane than the other way round. So you are already at 1:10000 squared."

Yum Yum

Q: Why did all the neighbors want to go to the nerd's house after dinner?

A: Because they had Pi.

Mix it up

Q: What do get if you mix a key with a lime and multiply it by 22/7?

A: A close approximation for Key Lime Pi!