Math & Science Jokes

This math test can predict your favorite film (mine was Spider Man - No way home)

Pick a number between 1 and 9.

Multiply by 3
Add 3 to that number
Multiply by 3 again
Add the two digits together

Now discover your favorite film!

1. Solo: A Star Wars Story
2. Spider Man - No way home
3. Captain America
4. Black Panther
5. The Martian
6. Avengers: Infinity War
7. Isle of Dogs
8. Ready Player One
9. The Joy of Anal Sex with Male Sheep
10. Annihilation

Q: How much do dead batteries cost?

A: Nothing. They're free of charge!

A Short History of Medicine!

have an ear ache...

2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root.

1000 A.D. - That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer.

1850 A.D. - That prayer is superstition. Here, drink this potion.

1940 A.D. - That potion is snake oil. Here, swallow this pill.

1985 A.D. - That pill is ineffective. Here, take this antibiotic.

2000 A.D. - That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root.

Three rabbits escape from a testing lab and find an entire field full of carrots. They eat themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night. The next morning, they find an entire field full of female rabbits with no males in sight. They screw themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night. The next morning, the rabbits get to talking. "I'm gonna go back to that field of carrots," says one. "I'm gonna go back to those cute little rabbits," says the second. "I'm going back to the lab," says the third. "I'm dying for a cigarette."

Q: What is a mathematician's favorite art form?

A: Paint by numbers.