Math & Science Jokes

Collie Report

At the end of the day, a border collie reported back to the grazier, "All fifty sheep accounted for, boss!"
"Wait, I only have 48 sheep!" he replied.
"I know," said the dog, "but I rounded them up."

Submitted BY: Tuna_Sushi

Love Graph

I'm making a graph of my past relationships...
I have an 'ex'-axis and a 'why?'-axis.

Anonymous

What's That Number?

Q: How does a blonde interpret 6.9?
A: A 69 interrupted by a period

Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous