Math & Science Jokes

Math Focus

I used to think math was useless but then one day I realized that decimals had a point.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , One-Liner Jokes , Math & Science Jokes (Mathematics)
Anonymous

Collie Report

At the end of the day, a border collie reported back to the grazier, "All fifty sheep accounted for, boss!"
"Wait, I only have 48 sheep!" he replied.
"I know," said the dog, "but I rounded them up."

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Sheep Jokes) , Math & Science Jokes (Mathematics)
Submitted BY: Tuna_Sushi

Love Graph

I'm making a graph of my past relationships...
I have an 'ex'-axis and a 'why?'-axis.

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Math & Science Jokes (Mathematics)
Anonymous