Math & Science Jokes

Lonely Pi

Q: Why don't people like talking to Pi?
A: When you ask his full name he goes on forever.

Categories: Math & Science Jokes (Mathematics) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
Anonymous

Math Focus

I used to think math was useless but then one day I realized that decimals had a point.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , One-Liner Jokes , Math & Science Jokes (Mathematics)
Anonymous

Collie Report

At the end of the day, a border collie reported back to the grazier, "All fifty sheep accounted for, boss!"
"Wait, I only have 48 sheep!" he replied.
"I know," said the dog, "but I rounded them up."

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Sheep Jokes) , Math & Science Jokes (Mathematics)
Submitted BY: Tuna_Sushi