Armstrong Out

Buzz Aldrin commented on how he felt being the second man on the moon. "Well" he said, "It could have been anyone. Right up until we landed, we hadn't decided who would be first out the door. Then, once we touched down, Neil suggested we toss for it." "And he won?" I said. "Well, no" he mumbled. "The moon has low gravity so and the coin was still in the air when Neil jumped down the ladder. The twat."

Lonely Pi

Q: Why don't people like talking to Pi?
A: When you ask his full name he goes on forever.

Math Focus

I used to think math was useless but then one day I realized that decimals had a point.