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Discovering Gravity

Physics Teacher: "Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn't that wonderful?"

Student: "Yes sir, if he had been sitting in class looking at books like us, he wouldn't have discovered anything."

Lawyers for Experiments

Q: Why have scientists started using lawyers for experiments instead of rats?

A: They don't become so attached to the lawyers.

Atom Fish

Q: What kind of fish is made from two sodium atoms? 

A: A 2Na

Liquid Gold

Q: What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

A: Au-burn

Wave On

When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check... It said.. Nah, I'm traveling light.