Physics Teacher: "Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn't that wonderful?"
Student: "Yes sir, if he had been sitting in class looking at books like us, he wouldn't have discovered anything."
Lawyers for Experiments
Q: Why have scientists started using lawyers for experiments instead of rats?
A: They don't become so attached to the lawyers.
Q: What kind of fish is made from two sodium atoms?
A: A 2Na
Q: What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?
When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check... It said.. Nah, I'm traveling light.