Jokes about Families

Adoption News

"Son, I wanted to let you know you were adopted," my dad told me. "Are you kidding? Really?" I shouted.
"Yup, get ready," he said. "They'll be picking you up in about an hour."

Categories: Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes)
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Lawyer Naming His Daughter

Q: What did a lawyer name his daughter?
A: Sue!

Categories: Profession Jokes (Lawyer Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes) , Riddles
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Saddam Hussein and His Father

Q: What did Saddam Hussein have in common with his father?
A: Neither knew when to pull out!

Categories: Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Terrorist Jokes (Saddam Jokes) , Riddles
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