Jokes about Families

Daddy's Face

Q: "Mama, why is daddy's face pale?"
A: "Shut up and keep digging."

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Corpse Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Riddles
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Spaghetti

Mommy, Mommy! I hate spaghetti!
Shut up or I'll pull the veins out of your other arm.

Categories: Gross Jokes , Dark Humor Jokes , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes)
Anonymous

What Is A Vampire

Mommy, Mommy! What's a vampire?
Shut up and eat your soup before it clots.

Categories: Food Jokes , Gross Jokes , Riddles , Word Play Jokes , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes)
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