Jokes about Families

Mother Knows Best

My mother used to say the way to a mans heart is through his stomach. Lovely woman.
Useless surgeon.

Anonymous

Pathetic Scumbag

You are a pathetic scumbag. Your parents were scum and you're doing a most glorious job of following the tradition.

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Anonymous

Baby Restaurant

Q: What is a new born baby's favorite restaurant?
A: Hooters

Anonymous