''Did you ever find the guy?'' ''What guy?'' ''The guy who beat you with the ugly stick!''
Yo Mama Breastfeed
Yo mama so ugly, she had to get you drunk to breastfeed.
Yo Mama - Calendar
Yo mama so ugly, she couldn't get a date on a calendar.
Garbage and Irish Girl
Q: What is the difference between garbage and an Irish girl?
A: Garbage gets picked up.
Yo Mama - Reflection
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, her reflection ducks.