You have a face made for radio.
Yo Mama - Barking
Yo mama so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.
Yo Mama - Dog
Yo mama is so ugly, her dog closes his eyes when it humps her leg.
Yo Mama - Sandbox
Yo mama so ugly, when she was a kid, cats tried to bury her in the sandbox.
''Did you ever find the guy?'' ''What guy?'' ''The guy who beat you with the ugly stick!''