Insult Jokes

Ouch!

A girlfriend of mine once had a graying man in his 60's approach her in a club while she was in college with the line, "Where have you been all my life?". She took one glance at him and said, "For the first half of it, I probably wasn't born yet."

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Yo Momma is so Fat..

Your momma is so fat, she was swimming in the ocean and all the whales started singing, "we are family".

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Born Loser

Q: What's the definition of a born loser?
A: A stowaway on a kamikaze plane.

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