Small Mind Big Mouth

Why is it that the people with the smallest minds always have the biggest mouths?

Insult: In-laws

You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

The Elegant Crapper

A man with greasy jeans, a flannel shirt, and work boots approaches the headwaiter in an elegant restaurant. The man says, "Hey buddy, where's your crapper?" The headwaiter calmly replies, "Go down the hall and turn left. When you see the sign marked 'Gentlemen,' pay absolutely no attention to it and go right inside."