Insult Jokes

Still a Virgin?

Peter: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."
John: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ."
Peter: "No way, you had sex last night?"
John: "Yeah, just ask your sister."
Peter: "I don't have a sister."
John: "You will in about nine months."

Anonymous

Lawsuit Insult

If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents!

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Anonymous

Yo Mama - Reflection

Yo mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, her reflection ducks.

Anonymous