Introduce Lawyers

"You are a cheat!" shouted the attorney to his opponent. "And you're a liar!" bellowed the opposition. Banging his gavel loudly, the judge interjected, "Now that both attorneys have been identified for the record, let's get on with the case."

Yo Momma - Door Frame

Yo mama's so fat, they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.

She Tripped

Yo mama so fat, when she tripped on 10th St., she landed on 22nd St.