Yo Mama - Doggy Style

Yo mama so skanky, when yo daddy suggested doggy style, she laid down and licked her balls.

The First Time We Met

I'll never forget the first time we met... although, I'll keep trying.

Girl at the Bar

I was talking to a girl in the bar last night. She said,
"If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right."
I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you."