Insult Jokes

Ugly Toad

Q: What did the witch say to the ugly toad?
A: "I'd put a curse on you but it looks like someone already beat me to it"!

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Rich Aroma

I've just read an article about a 91 year old woman who lives with 130 cats. The smell of piss and shit must be horrendous. I don't know how the cats put up with it.

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22 Bus Twice

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

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