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The best jokes and joke writers!

Yo Mama - Gross Toilet

Yo mama so gross ...when she passes by the toilet it flushes!

Yo Mama - Sunshine

Yo mama so ugly, when she walks outside, the sun hides behind the clouds.

Yo Mama - Heels

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.

Yo Mama - All My Children

Yo mama so ugly, I went to her house, saw her TV was covered with cockroaches, asked her what she was watching, and she said 'All My Children'.

Yo Mama - Monster Truck

Yo mama so fat, she got hit by a monster truck and said, "Who pushed me?"