Yo Mama - Zoo
Yo mama so ugly when she took you to the zoo, the owner thanked you for bringing her back!
Yo Mama - Order
Yo mama so stupid that when Judge Judy said "Order!" she said "fries and a coke please".
Yo Mama - Disturbing The Peace
Yo mama so ugly she stuck her head out the window and was arrested for disturbing the peace!
Yo Mama - Noah
Yo mama so old the first cruise line she ever rode on was Noah's Ark!
Yo Mama - Hairy
Yo mama so hairy, she looks like a Chia pet with a sweater on.