Insult Jokes

Pig's Ears

A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant, "Do you have pig's ears?" The counter assistant replies, "No, it's just the way my hair is parted!"

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Yo Mama - Chia Pet

Yo mama so hairy, she could be sold as a Chia Pet.

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Semester Credit Lightbulb

Q: How many college football players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!

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