You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you'll find one.
Blonde Taco Bell
She is so blonde, she thinks that Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
Yo Mama - Locked In
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a bathroom and wet her pants!
Yo Mama - Museum
Yo Mama is so old, she went to a museum and they tried to claim her as an exhibit.
Yo Mama - Copycat
Yo mama so stupid that when she looked in the mirror, she said stop copying me!