Holiday Jokes - Thanksgiving Jokes

Thanksgiving Tunes

Q: What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to at the first Thanksgiving feast?
A: Plymouth Rock!

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Thanksgiving Dinner

Q: What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?
A: We'd eat pussy every Thanksgiving

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Thanksgiving Moment

Let's all take a moment of silence for toddler parents as we prepare for a Thanksgiving day of chasing our overstimulated children around an un-baby-proofed house after they've skipped their nap and are powered only by dinner rolls and spite. Stay blessed.

Submitted BY: MEG