Holiday Jokes - Thanksgiving Jokes

Black Friday Deals

Got a great Black Friday deal on a  65" 4K TV for $29.99 today.
Of course, there was a catch... The volume was stuck at the max setting so it was incredibly loud.
But for $29.99, I couldn't turn it down.

Categories: Holiday Jokes (Thanksgiving Jokes)
Anonymous

Fat Nickname

You'll be so fat after Thanksgiving your new nickname will be "Daaaamn!"

Categories: Insult Jokes (Fat Insult Jokes) , Appearance Jokes (Fat Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (Thanksgiving Jokes)
Anonymous

Thanksgiving Tip

Never eat food offered by an adorable toddler relative.
It might look like a cookie, but it's actually the flu.

Categories: Holiday Jokes (Thanksgiving Jokes)
Submitted BY: MEG