Holiday Jokes - Thanksgiving Jokes

Holiday Tattoo

A girl gets a tattoo of Santa Claus on one thigh and a turkey on the other. She wants to show that there is something good to eat in between Thanksgiving and Christmas.

Categories: Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (Thanksgiving Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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Thanksgiving Stopping

You'll be so fat after Thanksgiving the only thing stopping you from going to the gym is the doorframe.

Categories: Insult Jokes (Fat Insult Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (Thanksgiving Jokes)
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Little Johnny at Thanksgiving

One day, Little Johnny overheard his parents fighting. Later, he asked what "bitch" and "bastard" mean. They explained that they mean "lady" and "gentleman." The next day, he overheard his parents having sex. He later asked what "penis" and "vagina" mean. His parents explained that they refer to "hats" and "coats." At supper the next day, Little Johnny's mom cut her finger in the kitchen and yelled, "Oh f**k!" Little Johnny asked what that meant, and she said it means "cut." A week later, guests arrive for Thanksgiving dinner. Little Johnny welcomes them at the door, saying, "Hello bitches and bastards! Hurry up with your penises and vaginas -- we can't wait to f**k the turkey!"

Categories: Little Johnny / Suzie Jokes (At Home) , Holiday Jokes (Thanksgiving Jokes)
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