Holiday Jokes - Halloween Jokes

Graveyard Hair Salon

Q: What was the name of the hair salon next to the graveyard?
A: "Curl Up and Dye."

Categories: Appearance Jokes (Hair Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles , Holiday Jokes (Halloween Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes)
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Skeleton Burp

Q: Why did the skeleton burp?
A: Because it didn't have the guts to fart.

Categories: Funny Thoughts (Why Is It) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Holiday Jokes (Halloween Jokes)
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Ghost Tissue

Q: Why do ghosts carry tissues? 
A: Because they have BOOOOgers.

Categories: Holiday Jokes (Halloween Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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