Q: What did Elvis say after he was bitten my a vampire?
A: Fang you, Fang you very much!
Q: What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon?
A: A sour puss.
Q: Why do mummies make excellent spies?
A: They're good at keeping things under wraps.
Q: Why do they put gates around a graveyard?
A: Because people are dying to get in.
Q: Why do ghosts have so much trouble dating?
A: Women can see right through them.