Holiday Jokes - Halloween Jokes

Ghost Street

Q: What streets do ghosts like best?
A: Dead ends.

Anonymous

Ever Been To Texas?

A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball, and dancing with a girl who was wearing a map of Texas for a costume. Suddenly she slapped him hard and stalked off the dance floor. "What the hell happened?" asked a friend who had witnessed the entire event. "I'm not really sure." the man replied, rubbing his red cheek. "When she asked if I had ever been to Texas, I put my finger on Amarillo to show her, and she let me have it."

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Anonymous

iPhone6

Q: Why did the skeleton love the iPhone 6?

A: Because he could bend it over and bone it.

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Submitted BY: Randall