Cat St. Nick
Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with St. Nick?
A: Santa Claws!
Letter On Christmas Eve
Q: What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?
A: Black mail!
The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in Washington DC this Christmas season. This isn't for any religious reason, they simply have not been able to find three wise men and a virgin in the Nation's capitol. There was no problem, however, finding enough asses to fill the stable.
Q: What do donkeys send out near Christmas?
A: Mule-tide greetings.
Afraid of Santa
Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?