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Knock Knock - Iris

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Iris!

Iris who?

Iris you a merry Christmas!

Christmas Ghost

Q: What did the ghost of Christmas past say to Santa Claus?

A: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

Donkey Xmas

Q: What do donkeys send out near Christmas?

A: Mule-tide greetings.

Holiday Confession

A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church during the Christmas holidays, enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing. The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention, but the drunk continues to sit there. Finally, the Priest knocks three times on the wall. The drunk mumbles, "Ain't no use knockin', there's no paper on this side either."

How Do Jewish People Celebrate Christmas?

Q: How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?

A: They all gather around their cash registers and sing, "What a Friend We Have In Jesus..."