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New Ruling

The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in Washington DC this Christmas season.  This isn't for any religious reason, they simply have not been able to find three wise men and a virgin in the Nation's capitol.  There was no problem, however, finding enough asses to fill the stable.

Afraid of Santa

Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

A: Claustrophobic.

Knock Knock - Iris

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Iris!

Iris who?

Iris you a merry Christmas!

Christmas Ghost

Q: What did the ghost of Christmas past say to Santa Claus?

A: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

Donkey Xmas

Q: What do donkeys send out near Christmas?

A: Mule-tide greetings.