Holiday Jokes - Christmas Jokes

Clapping at Christmas

Q:  What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
A:  Santapplause!

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Sleepy Elf

Q: Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
A: He wanted to sleep like a log.

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Elf School

Q: What do elves learn in school?
A: The Elf-abet!

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