Clean Santa

Q: Why doesn't Santa get STD's?
A: Because he always wraps his package before he comes down the chimney.

Blonde Ask From Santa

Q: What did the blonde ask Santa Claus for Christmas?
A: Five golden dings, four calling nerds, three French men, two purple gloves, and a bar fridge and a party.

Christmas Chemistry Song

O Come All Ye Gases O Come all yea gases diatomic wonders O come yea, o come yea calls Avogadro. O come yea in moles 6 x 10 to the 23rd O molar mass and molecules O volume, pressure and temperature O molar volume of gases at S.T.P.