Q: Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
A: Because of his coffin.
Obama On Halloween
Q: Why did Obama dress as a ghost for Halloween?
A: He wanted to see what it was like to be white for a day!
Q: Why aren't there any famous skeletons?
A: They're a bunch of no bodies.
Q: Where does Santa keep his money?
A: In the snow bank.