Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Urologist Christmas

Q: How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?
A: He looked inside Santa's sack.

Submitted BY: FarTooLong

Halloween

Yo mama so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

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Anonymous

Sheep Love

Q: What did the boy sheep say to the girl sheep on Valentine’s Day?
A: You’re not so baaaa-d!

Anonymous