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HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.
Show your Green
Q: Why was did the Irish refuse to let John Boehner join their St. Patrick’s Day parade?
A: Because he was an Orangeman.
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Holiday Skeptics
Q: Why do Chinese kids not believe in Santa ?
A: Because they make the toys.
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Diamond for Christmas
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty 4-Wheel drive vehicles." "She did," he replied. "But where in the hell was I gonna find a fake Jeep?"
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