Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Halloween

Yo mama so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

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Sheep Love

Q: What did the boy sheep say to the girl sheep on Valentine’s Day?
A: You’re not so baaaa-d!

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Santa is Away

What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve? They go into town, and blow a few bucks.

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