Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Chicken Cross the Road

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to Thanksgiving dinner.

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Submitted BY: kbrandow

Fashion Luck

I know I don't keep up with current fashion, but I didn't think my clothes were that outdated until I went to a Halloween party to pick up my wife and won first prize in the fancy dress contest for my Victorian gentleman costume.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Urologist Christmas

Q: How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?
A: He looked inside Santa's sack.

Submitted BY: FarTooLong