Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Best Day

Q: Why is Valentine's Day a great day for celebration?
A: Because you can really party hearty!

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French Valentine

Q: What did the French pastry chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
A: A hug and a quiche!

Anonymous

Patty Wear

Q: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
A: Regular rocks are too heavy.

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