Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Favorite Song

Q: What is a ram's favorite song on Valentine's Day?
A: I only have eyes for ewe, dear.

Anonymous

Best Day

Q: Why is Valentine's Day a great day for celebration?
A: Because you can really party hearty!

Anonymous

French Valentine

Q: What did the French pastry chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
A: A hug and a quiche!

Anonymous