Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

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Q: Why do mummies make great spies?
A: They're good at keeping things under wraps.

Anonymous

Valentine's Day

Q: If fathers have Father's Day, and mothers have Mother's Day, and couples have Valentine's day what do single guys have?
A: Palm Sunday.

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Favorite Song

Q: What is a ram's favorite song on Valentine's Day?
A: I only have eyes for ewe, dear.

Anonymous