Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Vampire Fang

Q: What is as sharp as a vampires fang?
A: His other fang.

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Why Santa Has No Kids

Q: Why doesn't Santa have any children?
A: Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down the chimney.

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Leprechaun Crossing

Q: How did the Leprechaun cross the road?
A: He climbed over the rainbow.

Submitted BY: Melissa