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HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.
Boo Babies
Q: Why couldn't the boy ghost get the girl ghost pregnant?
A: Because he had a hallow-weenie.
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Rejected Public Holidays
12 Start of Christmas Season Day
11 False Labor Day
10 Make a Move on Your Secretary Day
9 Hallmark Card Day
8 Bring Your Handgun to Work Day
7 Newtsmas
6 Deadbeat Father's Day
5 Bad Hair Day
4 Put Your Daughter To Work Day
3 Doris Day
2 St. Hooter's Day
and the Number 1 Rejected Public Holiday... 1 Hash Wednesday
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Holiday Jokes
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Redneck Christmas Shopping
You know you're a redneck when...
you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend and only come back with one gift.
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Redneck Jokes
(You Might Be a Redneck)
, Holiday Jokes
(Christmas Jokes)
, Jokes about Families
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