Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Crying Ghost

Q: What does a crying ghost say?
A: Boo-Hoo

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Letter On Christmas Eve

Q: What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?
A: Black mail!

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Pilgrim Pants

Q: Why do Pilgrims have trouble keeping their pants up?
A: Because they wear their belts on their hats!

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