Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Scariest Dinosaur

Q: What is the scariest type of dinosaur?
A: A Terror-dactyle.

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Submitted BY: sommer

Don't Look

Q: Why did the cranberries turn red?
A: Because they saw the turkey dressing!

Anonymous

Hungry Zombie

Q: Why did the zombie want to eat Meghan Trainor
A: Because every inch of her was perfect from the bottom to the top.

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Submitted BY: Randall