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A Blind Dinosaur

Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur?

A: A Thoughtusawus.

Smoking Dragon

Q: What's the difference between the dinosaur and a dragon?

A: Dinosaurs are too young to SMOKE!

Scariest Dinosaur

Q: What is the scariest type of dinosaur?

A: A Terror-dactyle.

Dinosaurs

Q:  What's a lesbian dinosaur?

A: lickalotofpuss !

Q: What's a gay dinosaur?

A: lickdicknopuss !

A Gay guy and a Dinosaur.

Q: What do you get when you put a Gay guy and a dinosaur together?

A:  A MegasaurASS