Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Sleepy Elf

Q: Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
A: He wanted to sleep like a log.

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Knock Knock - Arthur

Knock knock
Who's there?
Arthur
Arthur who?
Arthur any Thanksgiving leftovers?

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Elf School

Q: What do elves learn in school?
A: The Elf-abet!

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