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Ghost Apartment
Q: What do you call a ghost's apartment patio?
A: A Boocany.
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Halloween Costume
Q: What kind of costumes do brunette girls wear on Halloween?
A: They just stand on their heads and go as dirty mops.
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Who Would You Trust?
Q: If you were out in the woods, who would you trust for directions? An in-tune tenor sax player, an out-of-tune tenor sax player, or Santa Claus?
A: The out-of-tune sax player! You were hallucinating the other two.
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