Brothers Christmas

Two brothers, Timmy and Tommy, open their presents on Christmas day. While Timmy unpacks mountains of awesome stuff, all Tommy got was a pair of socks. "Could it be that our parents love me more than you?" Timmy smirks. Tommy answers, "Could it be that you've got cancer?"

Crazy Desert

Q: What Christmas desert do they serve at the asylum?
A: Fruitcake

Dangerous and Sometimes Fatal Traditions

In October 1993, in Iran, where celebratory gunfire is traditional at weddings, a guest named Rasool lost control of his automatic weapon at a wedding in the Lorestan province, accidentally killing six people and wounding fourteen of them. I think I'll stick to the tradition of throwing rice-- it seems much less dangerous.