Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

England Holidays

Q: Do they have a 4th of July in England?
A: Yes, they also have July 3rd and July 5th!

Categories: Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Holiday Jokes (4th of July Jokes)
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Santa Bee

Q: What does the bee Santa Claus say?
A: Hum hum hum!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Insect Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Word Play Jokes , Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes)
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Jesus Has Risen

Easter is approaching. Father O'Maley checks estimates for the flower decoration of the altar. The catholic florist charges $300. "Too expensive" moans the priest. The protestant florist charged $250, "No, it would not be right to buy at another Christian believer, especially as the price difference is rather small." However, Solly Goldberg charges $75! Religion or economics? After much consideration, Solly obtains the contract. On Easter Sunday morning, Goldberg's men deliver the flowers: wonderful roses, azaleas, camellias, tulips and carnations. O'Maley's last reservations are discarded. When the parishioners arrive in the church, they see the magnificent flower arrangement and a ribbon with the inscription: "Jesus has risen! But the prices of Goldberg always stay the same."

Categories: Religion Jokes (Catholic Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Jewish Jokes) , Money Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Holiday Jokes (Easter Jokes)
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