Test Tubes Bubbling

Test Tubes Bubbling (to the tune of "Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire")
Test tubes bubbling in a water bath Strong smells nipping at ypur nose. Tiny molecules with their atoms all aglow Will find it hard to be inert tonight. They know that Chlorine's on its way He's loaded lots of little electrons on his sleigh And every student's slide rule is on the sly To see if the teacher really can multiply. And so I offer you this simple phrase To chemistry students in this room Although it's been said many times, many ways Merry molecules to you. 

England Holidays

Q: Do they have a 4th of July in England?
A: Yes, they also have July 3rd and July 5th!

Santa Bee

Q: What does the bee Santa Claus say?
A: Hum hum hum!