Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Skeleton Prom

Q: Why did the skeleton go alone to the prom?
A: Because he had nobody to go with.

Categories: Holiday Jokes (Halloween Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
Submitted BY: tuibiel

Got Milk?

Q: Why should a skeleton drink lots of milk?
A: It's good for the bones.

Categories: Holiday Jokes (Halloween Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
Anonymous

Facebook Photo

You'll be so fat after Thanksgiving that your next Facebook profile pic will have to be taken by a drone.

Categories: Appearance Jokes (Fat Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (Thanksgiving Jokes) , Technology Jokes (Social Media Jokes)
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