Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Witches Go On Strike

Q: Why did the witches go on strike?
A: They wanted sweeping reforms!

Anonymous

Room Please

Q: What is big, cracked and carries your luggage?
A: The Liberty bellhop.

Anonymous

Jingle Balls

Q: Why did Santa have to have his balls removed?
A: Because he'd carried his sack over his shoulders one too many times.

Anonymous