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Economist Valentines
Top economist Valentine's Day cards
4. You raise my interest rate thirty basis points without a corresponding dropoff in consumer enthusiasm.
3. Let's raise housing starts together.
2. You stoke the animal spirits of my market.
1. Despite your decade of inflation, I still love you.
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No Ho Ho
Want to save money this Christmas and need an excuse for the kids? Just tell them that Santa had a fever and didn't make it through the pandemic.
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Witch Over Mountain
Q: Why did the witch go over the mountain?
A: Because she couldn't go under it!
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