Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Economist Valentines

Top economist Valentine's Day cards
4. You raise my interest rate thirty basis points without a corresponding dropoff in consumer enthusiasm.
3. Let's raise housing starts together.
2. You stoke the animal spirits of my market.
1. Despite your decade of inflation, I still love you.

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Anonymous

No Ho Ho

Want to save money this Christmas and need an excuse for the kids?  Just tell them that Santa had a fever and didn't make it through the pandemic.

Submitted BY: MEG

Witch Over Mountain

Q: Why did the witch go over the mountain?
A: Because she couldn't go under it!

Anonymous