Gross Jokes

Autobiography

I've heard a witch is writing a tell all book about her life.
Warts and all.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Barrack Inspection

The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and he overheard one terrified recruit whisper, "Master Chief Barnes has the heart of a tiny child...on his desk...in a jar." Without missing a beat, Master Chief Barnes snarled, "Goddamned if they don't find out EVERY little thing about you!"

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Anonymous

Knock Knock - Thumpin

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thumpin!
Thumpin who?
Thumpin green and slimy is climbing up your back!

Anonymous