Gross Jokes

Chiplote Asian Kitchen

Q: How do you find the new Chiplote Asian Kitchen restaurant?
A: It's the one with a pet store on the other side.

Categories: Gross Jokes , Riddles , Food Jokes (Meat-eater Jokes)
Anonymous

Ponderings Collection

- Whatever happened to preparations A through G?
- If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
- So what's the speed of dark?
- Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
- I just got skylights put in my place.  The people who live above me are furious.
- Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
- Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?
- Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
- If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
- Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Disability Jokes , Disability Jokes (Mentally Challenged Jokes) , Disability Jokes (Paraplegic Jokes) , Disability Jokes (Quadriplegic Jokes) , Gross Jokes
Anonymous

Grandma

Girls find it creepy that I have sex in the same bed my grandma died in.
I mean, I'll move her once I've saved enough for a funeral.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Corpse Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Grandmother Jokes) , Gross Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman)
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