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Piano Solo

Q: What's brown and sits on a piano bench?

A: Beethoven's last movement.

Smells Like

Q: What's invisible and smells like carrots?

A: Bunny Farts!

Long, Black and Smelly

Q: What is long, black, and smelly?

A:  The unemployment line.

Ponderings Collection

- Whatever happened to preparations A through G?

- If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

- So what's the speed of dark?

- Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?

- I just got skylights put in my place.  The people who live above me are furious.

- Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

- Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?

- Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

- If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

- Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

Wearing Polish Underwear

Q: How did the Polish mother teach her son which way to put his underwear on?

A: Yellow in the front, brown in the back!