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Swollen Ankles

Q: How do you tell if a woman is wearing pantyhose?

A: If she farts, her ankles will swell.

Tampon Term

Q: What's another name for a tampon?

A: Beaver dam.

Brown With Holes

Q: What's brown and has holes in it?

A: Swiss Shit.

A Vegetarian With Diahrrea

Q: What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?

A: A salad shooter.

Comeback

If I wanted some comeback, I'd wipe it off your chin!