Funny Thoughts

Hotel Jesus

Jesus walks into an inn, hands the innkeeper three nails, and says, "Can you put me up for the night?"

Anonymous

Mushroom

Q: What kind of man is a mushroom?
A: He's a fun guy!

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Anonymous

Twins

My girlfriend said "I'm seeing someone behind your back"
I said "I know, that's my conjoined twin, Michael"

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Written By: KielPhillips