Funny Thoughts

Pickled Deer

Q: What do you get when you cross a pickle and a female deer?
A: A dildo

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Riddles , Funny Thoughts , Animal Jokes
Anonymous

Knock Knock - Lemon

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lemon!
Lemon who?
Lemon me give you a kiss!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Knock-Knock Jokes , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Marry Me

My girlfriend had tears in her eyes when I asked her to marry me.
Probably because I proposed with an onion ring.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , One-Liner Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes)
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